Damn. I can’t be a superhero.
Damn, I can’t either. Even though my parents just celebrated their 32nd anniversary, perhaps I can convince them to divorce for the good of the world?
It’s either that or jump into a vat of radioactive waste.
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#wait the fuck #is this joffrey? #no wonder he’s a dick #all the other kids thought he was lying about meeting batman
Well. I’ll be damned. Poor little ferret-faced lad.
Remember all, Ted Bundy was cute too. Now, someone get Jack Gleeson an Emmy.
He’s the Batman Westeros deserves, but not the Batman it needs right now.
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The British Re-invasion of 2008 failed spectacularly, with the exception of Tasty Raptor. Described by many as “the Beatles redux if the Beatles were totally plastered all the time and poncing about in tuxedos” and credited for the rise in sales of bow ties and monocles, Tasty Raptor is the current band of choice for the Hipster pseudo-culture.
Lead singer Bass Motley is not amused by the fanbase and dismissed them in an interview with Soundman Magazine by inviting them to “suck his dewclaw.”
It’s the Dandy Raptor that does it for me. Ooo, cover band maybe?
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Source: readyplayeroneHey Tumblr, we’re giving away 24 signed copies of Ernest Cline’s Ready Player One and all you need to do to enter is reblog this post.
We’re going to randomly pick a new winner every weekday until we run out of copies so start reblogging. The first winner gets pulled on Monday morning. Good luck and May the Force be with you.
When I was in the ninth grade, our English class did a whole week on Shakespeare. Or was it a month? I can’t remember but it seemed like a long time at the time. Our teacher, Miss Edwards, gave us handouts (including a full page picture of ol’ Will’s face with the instructions “Do not deface the face”) to place in a folder, which would be our guide and Bible during the lessons.
(As an aside, much later on during the month, someone made photocopies of Will’s head, defaced them and hung them up in various parts of the school. We thought this was the height of comedy).
Our play for study wasJulius Caesar. Miss Edwards had all sorts of activities planned for us beyond the standard read-the-play-aloud fare. The one thing that sticks out in my mind the most is she had each choose a monologue from the play (besides the “Friends, Romans, Countrymen”) to memorize and then perform in front of the class for a grade.
To my performance-loving heart, this was an assignment I could ace. I chose a speech by Antony, given just after Caesar is killed by the conspirators. My performance was a hit, so much so that Miss Edwards refrenced it when signing my yearbook. To this day I can still recite most, if not all of it, from memory.
A message to
Planned Parenthoodwomen’s rights supporters from President Obama.THIS MAN IS MY PRESIDENT. <3
All the awards. All of them.
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“Hoodies and Hijabs: Uncovering Injustice”
Wake Forest and Salem Students, organized by Muslim peers, came together to show solidarity with Trayvon Martin and Shaima Al Awadhi. Students are calling on our community leaders to condemn hate crimes and make sure our community is a safe place for everyone.
Please re-post this picture to raise awareness about these atrocities! Let’s encourage other Universities & schools to create photographs such as this one!*This is not meant to compare both tragedies, but to recognize them both for injustice and discrimination being carried out.
OMG I have never been more proud of my alma mater (Wake Forest) than I am right now. This almost makes up for the racist bs they put in my senior year yearbook. Maybe I’ll actually give them some money this year.
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My contract clearly states that i don’t work on my birthday
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It’s my birthday and I’m not working! Whoo hoo!
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